so when i was getting my second tattoo my artist was talking to the other artist about how he went to a strip club but didn’t get a lap dance b/c a dancer came over and was all “what do you like, big boy?” and he panicked and replied with “i quite like kittens” and now i never want anyone else but him to stab needles in my body
The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.
the grand showdown
Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism.
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently.
“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.
Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).
fuck astronomy remains to be my favorite thing
apparently we’ll survive this
Yeah, there’s enough space between objects in space that it’s incredibly unlikely that anything will collide with Earth or whatever rock we’re living on at the time. It might mess with how we orbit the sun though.
I just want to watch lord of the rings with hot chocolate in bed. No school leave me be.